Banana Spit

Staff are a critical part of your business, and their contributions – big or small – can make a huge difference. This recipe gives them a chance to really give that extra bit.

Banana Split

warning DISCLAIMER: This recipe is not suitable for consumption


  • 1 banana
  • 3 scoops of ice cream
  • Cherries
  • 1 expectorate
  • Mint leaves
  • Chocolate sauce
  1. Slice banana in half (length wise) and place in bowl.
  2. Place 3 scoops of ice cream along banana.
  3. Produce a reasonable amount of phlegm with a throaty cough. Deliver the expectorate between two scoops of ice cream.
  4. Garnish with mint leaves.
  5. Optionally drizzle with chocolate sauce.

Food Safety Tip

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