Sneeze Platter
Even a choosy patron would not turn their nose up at this fine selection of cheeses, and hopefully they will mistake that fine covering of spray with a sweating cheese.
Puking Duck
What do you do when a customer has an uninvited technicolour yawn? If you don’t clean house after they clean house then you may as well hurl your customers out the door so they can decorate the pavement.
Chicken Seizure Salad
With a quick sleight of hand you can turn a boring Caesar Salad into something your customer will be talking about for the next week.