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A PARODY COOKBOOK ON FOOD SAFETY

Chocolate Mousstake

People are always fighting over our recipes, but let the coroner decide whose Mousstake it was. “Secret” ingredients make for good marketing, but not when they are cleaning products.

Shepherd’s Die With E.ColiFlower Mash

While the shepherd was cutting corners with a carcass they introduced a bit more than they bargained for. When the cook cuts corners with the baking they made sure the problem remained.

Traditional Lamb Spew

A great recipe comes from deep within and this one will have your customer’s business repeating in no time.