Sneeze Platter
Even a choosy patron would not turn their nose up at this fine selection of cheeses, and hopefully they will mistake that fine covering of spray with a sweating cheese.
Shepherd’s Die With E.ColiFlower Mash
While the shepherd was cutting corners with a carcass they introduced a bit more than they bargained for. When the cook cuts corners with the baking they made sure the problem remained.
Chicken Seizure Salad
With a quick sleight of hand you can turn a boring Caesar Salad into something your customer will be talking about for the next week.