Sneeze Platter
Even a choosy patron would not turn their nose up at this fine selection of cheeses, and hopefully they will mistake that fine covering of spray with a sweating cheese.
RatOrTwoE
You may not have a rat that is an accomplished chef, but that doesn’t stop them from contributing to your dishes.
Chicken Seizure Salad
With a quick sleight of hand you can turn a boring Caesar Salad into something your customer will be talking about for the next week.