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A PARODY COOKBOOK ON FOOD SAFETY

Shepherd’s Die With E.ColiFlower Mash

While the shepherd was cutting corners with a carcass they introduced a bit more than they bargained for. When the cook cuts corners with the baking they made sure the problem remained.

Beef Bogenough

At home this is one dish that we always saved for Ron (as in “Later Ron”) and cooling and reheating is critical to ensure that it will be appreciated for days to come.

Traditional Lamb Spew

A great recipe comes from deep within and this one will have your customer’s business repeating in no time.

Beef FindaLoo

You open the fridge door on Monday morning only to be greeted with a blast of warm air and the stench of rotting meat. Now is the time to rely on a traditional solution to mask the flavour of disaster – curry!