Sneeze Platter
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Even a choosy patron would not turn their nose up at this fine selection of cheeses, and hopefully they will mistake that fine covering of spray with a sweating cheese.
Chocolate Mousstake
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People are always fighting over our recipes, but let the coroner decide whose Mousstake it was. “Secret” ingredients make for good marketing, but not when they are cleaning products.
Whot Dogs
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While a hair of the dog may cure hangovers, it will quickly cause one for you if it appears at the wrong time.