Shepherd’s Die With E.ColiFlower Mash
While the shepherd was cutting corners with a carcass they introduced a bit more than they bargained for. When the cook cuts corners with the baking they made sure the problem remained.
RatOrTwoE
You may not have a rat that is an accomplished chef, but that doesn’t stop them from contributing to your dishes.
Oysters KilledPatrick
Forget about a dozen, or half a dozen – it only takes a single one of these to bring a grown man down. One dodgy oyster and you will have Pat driving the porcelain bus in no time.