Sneeze Platter
Even a choosy patron would not turn their nose up at this fine selection of cheeses, and hopefully they will mistake that fine covering of spray with a sweating cheese.
Banana Spit
Staff are a critical part of your business, and their contributions – big or small – can make a huge difference. This recipe gives them a chance to really give that extra bit.
Whot Dogs
While a hair of the dog may cure hangovers, it will quickly cause one for you if it appears at the wrong time.
Puking Duck
What do you do when a customer has an uninvited technicolour yawn? If you don’t clean house after they clean house then you may as well hurl your customers out the door so they can decorate the pavement.