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A PARODY COOKBOOK ON FOOD SAFETY

Sneeze Platter

Even a choosy patron would not turn their nose up at this fine selection of cheeses, and hopefully they will mistake that fine covering of spray with a sweating cheese.

Shepherd’s Die With E.ColiFlower Mash

While the shepherd was cutting corners with a carcass they introduced a bit more than they bargained for. When the cook cuts corners with the baking they made sure the problem remained.

RatOrTwoE

You may not have a rat that is an accomplished chef, but that doesn’t stop them from contributing to your dishes.

Traditional Lamb Spew

A great recipe comes from deep within and this one will have your customer’s business repeating in no time.