Shepherd’s Die With E.ColiFlower Mash
While the shepherd was cutting corners with a carcass they introduced a bit more than they bargained for. When the cook cuts corners with the baking they made sure the problem remained.
RatOrTwoE
You may not have a rat that is an accomplished chef, but that doesn’t stop them from contributing to your dishes.
Puking Duck
What do you do when a customer has an uninvited technicolour yawn? If you don’t clean house after they clean house then you may as well hurl your customers out the door so they can decorate the pavement.
Traditional Lamb Spew
A great recipe comes from deep within and this one will have your customer’s business repeating in no time.
Chicken Seizure Salad
With a quick sleight of hand you can turn a boring Caesar Salad into something your customer will be talking about for the next week.